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Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle

Hmm. Safeway Select isn’t exactly “premium quality” in the first place, but an inexplicably missing letter does undermine the cause. Exhibit A: the box of frozen lasagna we had the other night. I’ll check the refrigerator. Maybe the missing T is on a milk carton.

Hmm. Safeway Select isn’t exactly “premium quality” in the first place, but an inexplicably missing letter does undermine the cause. Exhibit A: the box of frozen lasagna we had the other night.

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I’ll check the refrigerator. Maybe the missing T is on a milk carton.

7 replies on “Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle”

Reminds me of my many visits to Kaiser Permanente lately, where they’ve blanketed the campus with clever signs to promote healthy diets. With such well-proofread spellings as “antioxidents” and “yelow.”

This is why I can’t get a job: I spell too well and spend too much time on the details.

I pulled our Safeway Select Six-Cheese Lasagna out of the freezer this evening, and noticed the missing “T” right away! Had my 8-year-old son scan the box for anything “odd” (just in case it was some kind of obscuring floater in my eye that was masking the letter!), and he found it, too. Of course, being the geek that I am, I immediately when to the Web to see if anyone else had said anything about it! And there you were! I’m going call 1-888-SAFEWAY and investigate!

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